Smalltititis
a disease only occurring in females. its symptoms include a below average mammary gland size, in severe cases, even non existant br–sts. it can be cured by surgically by inserting breast impants or taking hormones. females sufferring from smallt-t-tis are usually found less attractive by the male population.
dude #1: dude, look at that chick. she’s so flat, i think her mom used to iron her chest when she was younger.
dude #2: ye dude, she probably has smallt-t-tis, my ex-girlfriend had it. it’s pretty serious.
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