smardwater


another name for smartw-ter. smartw-ter is a bottled water which claims to make you smarter if you drink it.
marcy: hey jean, p-ss me the smardwater?
jean: do it yourself, smardface.
marcy: uhg.. phatphace.

jean: yo smardface, whats the answer to this math problem?
marcy: you mean the 2+2 one? its four you phatphace! go drink some smardwater, hukhuk!

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