Smarf
a punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.
billy – ‘look how slow these fools be walkin’ blud!’
bobby – ‘well dont be hollerin’ ta ‘ere m-f-! go smarf dem den!’
a replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pr-noun, adverb, etc…
i can’t believe jeremy smarfed dave in the buku fort
v. to grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.
1. d-mn i was so drunk last night i ended up smarfing that girl.
2. non-chalantly i smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!
3. man i wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot d-mn!
an interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance
(billy trips and falls): smarf!
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