smarge


in between a limp d-ck and a b-n-r. but cannot be described as medium because it will be selling yourself short. thus you mix large and small together to create smarge. can be used in noun and verb form.
guy #1: wow did you see that babe? im totally smargin’ right now!
guy #2: yeah she totally gave me a smarge.
function: noun
a small coffee served in a large cup; small + large = smarge
ted gets a smarge every time he goes to starbucks.
a smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of various ratios of smirnoff vodka and abc cream soda. a “smarge straight up” is the cl-ssic 1:1 mixture.
yo man wanna come over tonight and throw back some smarges?

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