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don’t be so smarky. #getsmarked
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combination of smart and mark, mark meaning a wrestling fan who believes (or temporarily suspends his disbelief) in pro wrestling. the smark is the fan who knows wrestling is ch-r-ographed, but appreciates it on a higher level.
i know he saw the chair coming, it’s still cool, i’m a smark!
1) a sports entertainment wrestling fan who claims to know all of what sports entertainment wrestling is about, and says that they still like it.

2) an ignorant smart -ss that uses every curse word and their variations in any way to shoot down mercilessly on marks just because they like john cena.

3) me

4) a sports entertainment fan who is hardly ever satisfied.

5) someone who was bored and spent a couple of hours on wikipedia trying to figure out what really goes on with wwe, then decides to self-proclaim himself, “a true wrestling fan”. then he goes on the internet talking like a smart–ss on wwe or tna forums, and surfs through wwe and tna spoiler sites posting spoilers in forums no one wants to know.

6) someone who now currently just pays attention the actual wrestling skill & mic skills of a sports entertainment wrestler, unlike what they did as a kid watching it, just enjoying the show.
1) “larry is a smark.”
“how?”
“because he knows that wwe is scripted & staged, yet still loves it anyway.”

2) “you f-ggot -ss motherf-cker. only women, kids, and gay f-ggots like that -sswipe john “f-ckface” cena. that b-tch -ss wigger h-m- punk p-ss -ss motherf-cking sh-t hole, he only has 5 d-mn moves and they all suck -ssb-lls b-tch. go f-ck yourself dumb-ss b-tch.”

3) i like wwe. i know it’s scripted & staged. i still like it anyway because it entertains me. which is why they put the ‘e’ in “wwe”.

4)”cena needs to lose the f-cking t-tle already!!! go orton!!!!!!!”

-orton gets t-tle awarded to him-

“yes! now that triple h is back, he needs to get it now. i mean d-mn, orton sucks more than cena.”

-shawn michaels returns-

“woot! now hbk can get the t-tle now.”

-chris jericho returns-

“yay! save us y2j!!! now he can get the t-tle from orton. i wish hbk got it though.”

5) -yawn, spends 5 hours on wikipedia learning what they’ve got on sports entertainment wrestling-

“hmm, i didn’t know that… now i can go on the internet and talk smart like all of the other -ssholes who don’t give a sh-t about anything else except going on spoiler sites and making a mark’s time on a wwe or tna forum a living h-ll!”

-talks about hbk on the wwe forum-

“mark: i dont li3k ortan bcos h3 tryd 2 kic hbk n da hed and end hes aesom el-strios carrer! ortan d3zervs 2 die by sweet chen misic 1000 times hahaha he wud be pwnt.

smark: that was all fake you dumb-ss. and i just want to point out that your typing skills are horrible. you need to take your pre-teen -ss back to school and learn how to use proper english. yes little r-t-rd, e-n-g-l-i-s-h. punctuation, grammar, & proper keybooard typing.”

6) smark: john cena sucks -ss.

mark: why?

smark: he can’t wrestle worth a sh-t, and he only has 5 horrible f-cking moves.

mark: do you like stone cold?

smark: h-ll yeah. he was awesome.

mark: but he was worse. he couldn’t wrestle worth a sh-t. he even said himself at the hall of fame 2007 that he only had about 3 offensive moves. h-ll, the stone cold stunner was a move you had to sell correctly, or else it wouldn’t look right. f-u, you just had to lay still on your back.

smark: but he was a master on the mic.

mark: john cena was good on the mic when he was a rapper. and he pretty much is as good today. he is funny too.

smark: anyone can make jokes.

mark: you wouldn’t be saying that if that was triple h.

smark: … but triple h was a better wrestler.

mark: he was a better entertainer. getting in a rivalry with mcmahon is guaranteed to get you extremely big with the fans, hence bobby lashley, stone cold, the rock, and d-generation x.

smark: john cena is easily predictable.

mark: so is stone cold, since all he does is beat up his opponent, so is hbk, kane, and definitely undertaker. flying clothesline, chokeslam, tombstone, 3-count, over. you have noticed that right?

smark: whatever. i would expect this coming from a f-g cena fan. whatever bullsh-t you say, john cena still sucks.

mark: -shakes head- i thought so. i win.
a smark is one who claims to have “inside information” on the wrestling industry, even though the majority of them are most likely filled with false rumors posted by other “smarks”. an extremely stupid nick name created by those particular fans. tend to be extremely negative on what the majority seem to favor. at times extremely hypocritical, and have an annoying “know it all” type of att-tude. (the type of men women tend to dump, and make fun of behind their backs ;p) also tends to spend more time on message boards, and on chat rooms than focusing on more important issues.
a wrestling smark is an extremely silly nick name to describe a pro wrestling fan whom acknowledges that pro wrestling is scripted as opposed to the “mark”.

“smarks” tend to spread more false pro wrestling rumors all over the internet more than anyone else.
despite what “smarks” claim they know on a pro wrestling business, they can only know if and only if they are on the road or work in their corporate headquarters. and there is very little chance that they do.
a wrestling fan who realizes that wrestling is scripted, but still watches it and enjoys it. a smark uses “insider” terms like push, bury, kayfabe, heel, job, etc. , and usually acts in an arrogant manner towards other fans. to be a true smark, you must:

– hate john cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
– support cm punk, dolph ziggler, and daniel bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
– constantly yell out annoying phrases at wwe shows like “believe in the shield!”
– live in either nyc, chicago, philly, toronto, or london
– insist on chanting “jbl” even when there is an interesting match going on
– constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you

all in all, they’re just enthusiastic fans who want a better product
joe- mark
carl- smark

example 1:

joe: “hey, carl, did you see that impressive att-tude adjustment john cena just hit on mark henry? he’s never done that before! i love john cena, he’s the best! he always overcomes the odds!!!”

carl: “…. are you an idiot?”

example 2:

joe: “i think shemaus, cena, and big show are great!”

carl: “screw you. go punk, ziggler, and bryan! they should be pushed!”
may reffer to the proccess of social media marketing, smark your company means use social media to promote and sell your products services and brand name through social media.
may reffer to the proccess of social media marketing, smark your company means use social media to promote and sell your products services and brand name through social media.
smarks is the abbreviation for the two words stretch and marks. smarks is often used in reference to fat people and their loose skin.
hey xullios, nice smarks you fatty.