smarm-splain
to explain something like a total d-ck
“in a response to ted cruz, mark hamill said: thanks for smarm-splaining it to me @tedcruz i know politics can be confusing, but you’d have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. i mean it’s right there in front of you! maybe you’re just distracted from watching p-rn at the office again.”
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