smart attack


suddenly coming to one’s senses by forgoing a contemplated course of action you might later regret.
we were on our way to buy more liquor when i had a smart attack, turned the car around, and called it a night.
that heart-stopping moment when you realize that as a teacher, or a firefighter or a small business owner…or any other hard-working middle cl-ss american…that voting republican is voting against your own best interests.
joanne: you are not going to believe this! fireman tom is voting for president obama!

robert: are you kidding me? that die-hard republican? he must have had a major smart attack!

joanne: i know, and it’s for real. he didn’t even call the paramedics…

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