Smart Joke
a term you use when a joke you use doesn’t get any laughs or reaction. usually because there was too much thought into it went over your audiences heads. it is used as a reversal to save face and insult those around you because you made a cr-ppy joke.
“….well thats just because she’s really a man.” (silence)… “oh sorry, smart joke.”
“no? no one got that? smart joke!”
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