the ability to be a smart -ss at any time and place.
my dad had put me on ritalin when i was a child he said it changed me in to a zombie, but he said it never changed me from being a smart -ss! (smart-sst-tude)
- john force
when performing -n-l s-x, the person on the giving end removes his p-n-s and runs it up the recievers back, from crack to neck as to replicate one of the said racecar drivers infamous burnouts with the fecal matter of the reciever. most popular in one night stand situations, or to be used as a […]
- joint project
a project that is inpsired from the act of smoking a marijuana joint. a joint project is often characterized by crazy ideas, goals, or motivations. i’m tired of these joint projects, they are just too crazy after the smoke has cleared.
- jørn christian
jørn christian is a norwegian expression that goes all the way back to the vikings. jørn means the hardcore viking that sailed across the seas and fought and plunderd. very simular to definition berserk. this viking got his middle name after endless conquests of widdows across the whole northern hemisfare. the name christian is accutally […]
to “jerk off” aka “m-st-rb-t-” while in the shower “i woke up with morning wood so i took a quick jower before i went to work”
- joy montgomery
teghan’s beautiful significant other. she’s pretty much the most amazing thing you’ll ever see, and you should probably be prepared for some real life action. did you just see joy montgomery? she makes me jealous…