smartify


to make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.
now i will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century french authors.”

the famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

don’t try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!

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