Smash Hit


one of many vague, nebulous, meaningless marketing hype phrases with no prerequisites, rules or regulations required to differenciate between them.

see: hit, break-out/thru, smash.

they imply that the product is already in some way “successful” & therefore is deserving of your attention, because you the consumer are a follower & couldnt possibly find something interesting on your own unless thousands or millions or others had already experienced it & said it was worth your valuable sheeple time & interest.
after a decade long career, selling millions of alb-ms and touring the world several times over, the band finally had a ‘smash hit’ that went to number 30 in the charts.
a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls and men with boyband fetishs/addictions. features ‘hot pictures and gossip’ about all the boybands. sometimes contains free gifts (gay p-rn/condoms with westlife on it/laminated poster.

liam:i have to renew my subscription to smash hits!
graham:quick to the newsagents!
david:today there’s a pull out picture of shane warne
something that is very successful
it was hard to believe that this video game was already a smash hit and that it was released only recently.
a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. features ‘hot gossip’ about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.
i need to go to the newsagents to get this week’s smash hits. i hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

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