smash mallow
when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your r-ct-m and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it’s not really blue, it’s brown as f-ck
eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?
oh h-ll no homie that sh-t nasty as f-ck
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