Smash Rag


a towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man m-st-rb-t-s or regularly has s-x etc. a smash rag should not be washed very often.
‘oh honey ive got j-z in my belly b-tton. can you please fetch me the smash rag?’
a newspaper or magazine that publishes only the hottest and newest information.
(british voice) did you see that on the telly, or in the latest smashrag?

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