smash the puss!


a rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
man-cub: this is really good s-x, considering it’s our second time ever. i’m really enjoying it….

closet-nymph: yeah! smash the puss!

man-cub: sh-t! i’m going to c-mmm!

closet-nymph: dumb c-nt!

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