Smash Ya Pasty


smash ya pasty is a slang word of north east england origin which means a man will have s-x with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there v-g-n- has been literally smashed.
“man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she sh-t everywhere….kept sh-gging her though”

“c’mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten”

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