smashed burrito
when your having -n-l s-x and your partner starts deficating on your d-ck. you pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your d-ck smearing the p–p all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
boss: “good morning john, how was your night?”
john: “oh man, you wouldn’t believe it. last nite me and my wife were having b-tt s-x and i ended up getting a smashed burrito”
boss: “sorry, john. times are tough”
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