Smashin’ Ass
a posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing
this is for my gurl lauren who has a really smashin’ -ss. you’d swear it was touched by g-d himself
sitting around, doing nothing
me calling my 81 year old father: “hey, dad, whatcha doin’?” my dad: “smashin’ -ss.”
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