smashing blumpkin
the act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.
i was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all h-rny like, “me so h-rny, me love long time.” so, i had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.
after receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
“man, i tried out a smashing blumpkin with this sk-nk last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation.”
when, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously sh-t.
prove your love is true by performing the smashing blumpkins.
a blumpkin of great magnitude.
or could be yelled in state of shock, simular to saying “holy sh-t!” or “oh, f-ck!”
brit accent guy: “that blumpkin was smashing!”
pirate: “aye, smashing blumpkin i’twas sir.”
after receiving a blumpkin (f-ll-t– while defecating on the toilet), proceeding to place the lucky lady’s head on the seat and smashing the lid on her.
i had the worst blumpkin ever. she didn’t even swallow the goop. i had to make it a smashing blumpkin to remind her to take her protein next time.
taking a sh-t on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl
“i just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge b-tch”
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