Smashtard


smash bros. fanatics who play and focus on only super smash bros. don’t even play any other nintendo games. as a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.
smashtard: oh man, wario, marth, ike, and captain falcon kick so much -ss in this game!

person: well…have you ever played wario land, warioware, fire emblem, and f-zero?

smashtard: er…no. but i bet they’re not even worth it. these characters still kick -ss in this game though!

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