smate
1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently -ssigned to brian hetro’s current computer
mac os x is smate.
abreviation of the words “soul mate”. often considered to be romantic, but not soppy. the perfect word to some up a perfect person. derives from swindon.
this word is often mistaken with a s-xual meaning, “s-x mate”, although how much of a mistake this is is debatable. in todays culture this is how the word is generally used as a slang term for s-x:
john: hey, check this girl out.
jerry: d-mn, i’d love to smate her.
john: fair enough.
a big smelly guy with a hairy tongue
that smate done licked my bald -ss head
a collective term for two young irish females who are named sarah and kate.these are college going,attractive girls who are friends or colleagues.they are similar in age and appearance and enjoy the same music. the stem originates from the beginning of sarah followed by the friend slang “mate” closed by the last 3 letters of kate
smater,smatereeno,smatey,smatette.
q:”are the smates coming to the pub tonight?”
a:”they are working late they will join us later”
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