smatter


when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.
what smatter witcha, b?
s-m-n, c-m, j-zz, skeet, man juice …..whatever you want to call it
i walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face
this is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question “what is the matter ?” or ” is there a problem ? ”
the being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.
{definitions #1}

:hey… what smatter ? you don’t look so good.

{definition #2}

: oh no ! that not good ! i just farted and got smatter on my underware !

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