smattoo parlour
a place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.
jake – hey dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, i heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
dave – sure jake, do you think they’ll mind if we bring our own cakes?
jake – i dunno dave but i heard they have a big menu anyway, i just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
dave – me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
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