Smattoo
writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (alaskan pipeline).
after brenda had b-tt-fumbled martin with the alaskan pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.
“oh what a lovely smattoo you have.” said little hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.
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