smaug
a code for when an individual wants to log into skype, or any other video chat medium, to have virtual s-x with an acquaintance.
“yo man, you wanna chill tonight bro?”
“sorry homie, smaug is on tonight.”
“what?”
/smaug/
adj.
something overwhelmingly bad-ss.
the second hobbit movie was so smaug!!!
1. n–the sulky, angry (but very impressive) dragon from tolkein’s tale, the hobbit, whose secret weakness was a spot on his left breast unprotected by scales.
2. n, slang–someone who puts up a big front of power to conceal his/her b-lls.
3. v–to put up a big front of power to conceal one’s b-lls
1. smaug reared up to show his m-ssive strength and power, but bilbo pointed out the flaw in his armor.
2. bush is a huge smaug; he’s always trying to hide the fact that his brain is full of b-lls behind a bunch of pointless aggression.
3. dude, quit smauging–it’s ok that you don’t always have the answer.
1. the kick-ss dragon from j.r.r tolkien’s the hobbit.
2. my hamster.
smaug likes running on his plastic wheel.
a f-g0t cs plar hoo thiks hie is 1337
mi nmae is smuag teh f-g0t!`!!1
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