smurf turtle
when it’s so cold your d-ck shrinks so far into your body that only the head can be seen, which take on the appearance of a smurf’s hat. the b-lls being the sh-ll of the turtle, obviously.
jesus, it’s so godd-mn cold outside i’ve got a smurf turtle in my pants.
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