smc


yet another addition to the never ending amount of annoying internet acronyms, ‘smc’ means ‘suck my c-ck’.
ystrdy ma bf dumped me 4 some other girl he met off da intrnt an den 2day ma dad was diagnosd wit hiv an my kitty-cat spongebob was run ova by a chav in a green ford fiesta an i feel so emo an suicidal about it all an i need huggles cos ma life is sooo sh-t 🙁

smc
suck my cl-t/c-nt
dude says, “will you suck my d-ck?”
chick says, “only if you smc first.”
dude says, “i thought you’d never ask”
suck my c-ck
umm.. would u smc?
home of the most beautiful, cl-ssiest and most fabulous b-tches in the country.
smc chick: omg! that notre dame girl is fug!
notre dame girl: i wish i was a smc chick 🙁
smc means “suck my cl-t”
the boy had said “smd ,then the gurl had said “smc” back
saint mary’s college – home of the cl-ssy and fabulous women aka smc chicks!

notre dame girls are often jealous of these beautiful smc chicks!
notre dame guy: where do you live?
notre dame girl: i live in pangborn, here at nd
nd guy: oh, that sucks 🙁
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notre dame guy: where do you live?
smc chick: lemans, i go to saint mary’s!
nd guy: d-mn, that is hot! 😉
nerds. but not always! some students in smcs are hot, pretty, athletic, not just nerds. science math computer science? more like smart, magnificent, cool, students!
ew smcs kids are losers, yea not all of them though! theyre smart and funny and good looking

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