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• Pop-lips

  attained almost every time you go to the movies, the super salty dried lips you get from eating too much popcorn. guy 1: hey that’s my drink what’re you doing?!? guy 2: i’ve got wicked bad pop-lips, i really need a drink. thanks -slurp-

• smhid

  an abbreviation of “shaking my head in despair”. used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness. “stu: i just got sacked from my job sam: hahahah why mate? stu: because i created a facebook group that slated the place. sam: you idiot, smhid”.

• Smith Cocktail

  developed at smith college, an all-female inst-tution, the smith c-cktail is a c-cktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile -ssistant and a sedative. when properly administered the smith c-cktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios. smithee 1: “that one guy at our party sure […]

• s'mo'bese

  (pr-nounced suh-moe-beese) literally, some more obese. 1.) used to describe the weight cl-ss above merely obese. 2.)typically characterized by rolls of fat on arms and legs accompanied by constant heavy breathing. dear g-d, that isn’t a van, it’s a person! that guy isn’t just obese, he’s s’mo’bese!

• Winged Gargoyle

  an elderly woman’s v-g-n-, once it has reched a certain point. her dry cl-toris being the gargoyle, and her rotted to a point of unable to change shape without crumbling v-g-n-. wow, your grandma is so old she propably has a winged gargoyle!

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