a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
ben: hey shayla don’t you have that karate tournament this weekend?
shayla: sure do, wish me luck!
ben: you’re gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
ben- hey paul what’s up bro? you still with that one chick pjao?
paul: ya but i’ve also been seeing tyuet ming on the side.
ben: you always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
the feeling you get when someone does/says something sweet for you. ‘yeah, becky! he gave me these flowers and i had a total smilegasm!!!’
hideous disgraceful sh-t incestous beast beautiful the internal workings of edgar allen poe’s most twisted mindset f-ck off smibo get the h-ll away from me you pervert smibo the priest just wants to talk, smimbo, do whatever he wants -lowest of the low -dirty -an image that is mentally disturbing -sh-t recepticle -hairy c-ck-master “its […]
- smurf style
a style of s-xual relations involving group s-x on magic mushrooms. we got on the shrooms last night and she told me she wanted it smurf style.
derived from polish, meaning to cook hamburger helper, a female now that i know everything, she can start being a smussywix.
the active hoe(v) notorius d-ck sucker (n) that bicth consistenly commits sm-tage