Smeasal
the best drink in the world.
1 pint of diesel
2 bottles of smirnoff ice
2 bottles of orange alcopop
pour equally into 3 pint gl-sses
3 mates
3 straws
then 3 straws in first pint and suck… then next and then last.
wait 20 minutes and try standing up
smeasal race
2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!
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