smeat
spreadable meat
i want smeat and crakers!
a small meat/ p-n-s.
a insult to one person (male/female joke)
man that boy perry got a smeat!
hot lesbians licking each others cl-torises.
those girls were smeats while arousing each other in the hot tub!
the canned/tinned mystery meat that appeared in the movie waterworld.
society is so fubar in that movie, that the people actually look forward to being able to eat it.
the makers of spam must have known that waterworld was going to be box office poison, because they didn’t even want the product placement/endors-m-nt. the movie producers ended up using a cheesy rip-off called “smeat” instead.
in a time of celebration, dennis hopper’s character threw cans of smeat to his crew – and, strangely enough, they didn’t run for their lives.
a very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.
ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
small meat(p-n-s)
yo that dude over there got a smeat!
sweat and s-m-n mixed between the crevice of one’s b-lls sack.
tim: dude, tara was licking my b-lls the other day.
connor: did she swallow your smeat?
tim: guarenteed…i’m gay.
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