Smedley

the act of taking a sh-t, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.
person 1: g-d d-mn!
person 2: what?
person 1: i wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like smedley
person 2: fml too
usually a last name for some people, these people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don’t treat girls like sh-t but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.
smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!
slang of us marine corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. one working in the role of a butler.

smedley is a play on words that comes from smedley butler, a marine hero who was a major general and won two congressional medals of honor.
he was the general’s smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the general’s driver.
racing term: a bearer of bad news. usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life.
eg.1) driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. driver 1 is faster than you. can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) not to sound like a smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in sector 2. oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head…sorry.
smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. it may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.
-eww!!! you need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-my lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.
an unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of james last records.

also see smelody.
‘g-d cynthia. what on earth did you eat last night? you’ve been b-m-humming that gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. i can’t breathe.’
an over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.
look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he’s just biked into work but he’s dressed for the tour-de-france