smeet
smeet: a man with a small p-n-s
guy: “hey are you ready to have s-x”
girl: “yeah but..”
guy: “what?…is there a problem?!?
girl: “no its just so cute”
guy: “what?, what’s funny?!?”
girl: “your smeet its so cute.”
guy: “are you saying i have a small d-ck?”
girl: “….yes….i’m leaving now”
6 more definitions
what a baby irken(invader zim) is called.
as a smeet, zim was adorable.
slang for generally awesome
“whoa dude, look at him, he’s so d-mn smeet”
a word for a poor guy, who doesn’t have a lot of money and is generally friendless
a : “did you see that poor guy?”
b : “yes, he doesn’t have a lot of friends, he’s such a smeets”
the migratory arctic smeet frog is the only amphibian possessing a furry coat and capable of flight. numbering in the hundreds of thousands, they are thought to have been a mainstay of the winter diet of native americans who camped by the waters of the huron. they are now a protected species, and the hunting of smeets is strictly forbidden.
the smeet frog spends much of its day under water coming out only on moonlit nights
1. one with small feet. the combination of ‘sm’ from small, and ‘eet’ from feet.
2. adding the first 2 letters of the word small to any body part
1.”nick! put some shoes on those bare-smeet!”
“youre boyfriend is such a smeet”
2. smands, smears, smenis, smoobs, sm-ss,
smelly feet.
bill: what’s that that disgusting odor? it’s gross.
jane: sorry, it’s coming from my smeet.
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