smeg foo young
the act of shooting a fresh load of sperm onto a piping hot piece of sh-t that you currently have resting in a skillet on your stovetop. you then patiently scr-pe the penal cheese out of your foreskin (known as sm-gm-) on top of the c-m log and bake on medium for approximately 12 minutes or until the j-zz turns a dark yellow. set aside to cool down, this is obviously not for consumption, that would be disgusting. you then take the room temp smeg foo young and blend it into a fine liquid. proceed to pour that liquid into a funnel that you have placed into your p-n-s hole and enjoy!
mike 1: yo man, do you want to get chinese food later? im thinking some egg foo young?
mike 2: that sh-t is gross. how about we get some smeg foo young instead and feed our b-n-rs?
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