Smeg scorpions
smeg scorpions are tiny scorpions which live inside your foreskin and feast on excess smeg. they are impossible to remove as they crawl into the deep recesses of your foreskin, but that’s what you get for smegging f-ggot! to appease the scorpions you must m-st-rb-t- at least 5 times a day otherwise they will get mad and sting the meaty bit within your foreskin. and trust me.. this hurts! by the way circ-mcised people can get them too… gutted.
sh-t i only w-nked 4 times yesterday and now my bell end is all swollen, f-cking smeg scorpions.
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