Smegadon
smegadon is the build up of sm-gm- on a mans p-n-s in jur-ssic proportions.
girl: tonight is your luck night big boy.
boy: (pulls down pants)
girl: i no longer wish to give you a bl-w j-b as it seems you have a large smegadon residing on the end of your p-n-s.
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