smegma omelette
obvious, really. two guys i know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scr-ped the guff off their c-cks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
purportedly, a famous guitarist from d.purple also did this to someone.
you fed the vicar what??
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