smegmabytes
the perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. this word will become legendary. this word is more brag-a-docious in it’s connotation(maybe i’ll coin that word next) than it is, negative. should be a noun to be proud of!
sm-gm-byte (n) {smeg-ma-byte} -the build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of p-rn.
—excessive form:
sm-gm-gig …amount of gigs needed to watch too much p-rn.
-or- for the feverish fist-banger:
sm-gm-terabyte …terabytes needed to live in p-rn world.
geez, josh, with all that p-rn you watch, how many sm-gm-bytes does your computer have?
– or-
d-mn, drew, with all that fist pumping, how many sm-gm-gigs can your computer handle? i wish my computer was as bad-ss as yours
-or-
wow, jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor i’m guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those sm-gm-terabytes? you rock!!
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