Smegmageddon


a natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of sm-gm- concealed in one’s own foreskin. usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of sm-gm-.
bill: hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
fred: nah man my family and i are getting out of town before the sm-gm-geddon gets here.
bill: oh sh-t i gotta get outta here!
fred: yeah dude, it’s pretty tragic.

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