smegmaholic


those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called sm-gm-. they collect it and have rooms dedicated to their sm-gm- and they make sure to keep it in jars. they keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.
man that sm-gm-holic over there always smells like sm-gm-, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

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