smegmata


the bizarre phenomenon of developing cheese like substances on the body in the areas where christ was crucified.
man i heard some guy down in mexico had a major case of sm-gm-ta
the phenomenon of unexplained piercings appearing on the scr-t-m, as if inflicted by some divine presence.
holy sh-t dude, you’ve got sm-gm-ta!
severe sm-gm- buildup. curing may require intensive treatment.
ronny’s sm-gm-ta is so bad he had to boil his phallus in order to pee.

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