smegmometer
a device used to measure the amount of sm-gm- build-up within the foreskin of an uncirc-mcised male p-n-s
“dude, can i borrow you smegmometer? i feel like it’s starting to build.”
“yeah bro, it might be time for spring cleaning.”
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