smegmosis
closely derived from the two words sm-gm- and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying cr-pola, not necessarily sm-gm- in the cl-ssical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
tom: how did this load of sm-gm-tic smegmoids get on my desk? they used to be on julie’s desk.
ed: ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
tom: isn’t that just smegmificent?
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