Smegmous Alagentous


1. a non-medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male sm-gm- that acc-mulates, resulting in a flower-like appearance when the foreskin is pulled back. 2. a term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
i gave my girlfriend a rose of smegmous alagentous. she didn’t think it was funny.

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