smell jacking
when your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her v-g-n- and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.
joe- man i was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. so i hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.
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