Stretched Out Collar Syndrome (SOCS)


this devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. the syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.

the neck collar will not hug the neck. the neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down l-b– flap and may come to a v just above the sternum. may lead to driving bronco ii’s and wearing tide nascar racing tees.
hey bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a f-gged out collar.

no no no tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid kooch

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