smell phone
1. a cell phone that you accidentally drop in the toilet. occasionally the phone will still be functional after it’s dried off or taken in to get repaired and the owner will say “f-ck it” and continue to use it even though it’s been in a smelly toilet. how do we know if the phone has been in a toilet? your facebook status states: drunkidiot dropped her phone in the toilet 🙁
2. a cell phone that smells like sh-t for some other reason
– yo dude i dropped my phone in the toilet and it still works!!! use it to call your parents to tell them you’re gay!
– f-ck you -ssf-ck and get that smell phone away from me
– why does my phone smell like sh-t?
– i don’t know but shove that smell phone up your -ss where it belongs
the next generation of cell phones, but they will smell good.
“dude tom just got the new smell phone.”
“now way, i want to go get one.
smell phones are so sweet.”
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