smellcoholic
a person who feels that they can never have enough deodorant, perfume or cologne. they sprey intense amounts in hopes that people think that they smell good when it is actually overwhelming.
guy 1: dude, you don’t have to spray on that axe body spray every 5 minutes.
guy 2: i need to stay fresh for the ladies, man!
guy 1: wow… you’re such smellcoholic
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