Smellfies
pictures taken of oneself while p–ping, usually on the upper body only. often uploaded to social media such as facebook, twitter, instagram, and/or sent to friends via whatsapp, wechat, bbm, etc.
girl: “here let me send you some pictures.”
boy: “omg did you just send me a bunch of smellfies?”
girl: “ugh how did you know i’m p–ping…”
boy: “cause i see the toilet you dumb kunt.”
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