Smelly Dick
a phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans p-n-s becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the v-g-n-.
this phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can’t remember last night, they can simply smell their d-cks to tell if they f-cked a girl the previous night.
bruh, did i f-ck anyone last night?
i dunno, smell yo d-ck to check.
d-mn, i got smelly d-ck, it was probably that wh-r- kim.
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a term used to describe an 18 year old italian young man named luke who resides in melbourne, australia.
he, unfortunately, on occasions was crippled with the smelling sensation in his area.
“can you wash your smelly d-ck. last time it tasted like p-ss!”
“bahahaha, ok babe. i’ll bring chocolate body paint.”
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