smelly virge
1. when a pr-ck acts like he’s sick when he’s not and really just turns out to be a virgin acting like he’s had s-x
2. one named michael
1.
michael: ‘ay i had s-x with my girlfriend earlier’
chegwin: ‘wise up ya smelly virge’
2.
*when someone robs your property*
chegwin: ‘wow, f-ck you doing with my phone?!’
rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
chegwin: ‘ahaha, don’t pinch me phone again ya smelly virge’
“virge” short for ‘virgin’
1.
when a pr-ck thinks he’s sick when really he is just a mong that hasn’t had s-x acting like he has.
2.
someone named michael
1.
chegwin – ‘had s-x with this bird earlier’
segwin – ‘wise up ya smelly virge’
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
tom – ‘f-ck you doing?!’
rhys – *falls over with bag*
tom – ‘ya smelly virge, don’t pinch me bag ya f-nny’
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